Sunday, November 18, 2012

Black Friday and Canine Common Sense

I am often saying that humans could use a little more “canine common sense” and today I’m going to give you another example, “Black Friday”.  I cannot understand for the life of me why humans willingly stand in line for hours (sometimes even camping out) and then complain about retailers opening earlier and earlier each year after Thanksgiving.  It makes no sense to me.

For over a week I’ve watched different people complain incessantly on various social networking sites about Walmart and other retailers starting their “Black Friday” deals on Thanksgiving.  Do they not understand that retailers wouldn’t do this if there wasn’t a demand for it?  In their quest to be the one to give the “best gift” at Christmas, consumers have trampled each other, gotten into physical fights and even camped out at stores so they could be first in line.  Did they think stores weren’t paying attention?

A few years ago, a security guard was trampled by a mob at Walmart while trying to help a pregnant woman who had fallen.  The family of the security guard sued Walmart over it.  Now, I ask you, what would you do if you were Walmart management?  You would do the same thing they did.  You’d open your doors earlier and even rope off “lines” for people headed to a specific part of the store.   This has helped with “trampling”, but people will still fight about who was in line first.

My human has only gone out on “Black Friday” once.  That year her friend had a broken leg and was afraid she wouldn’t be able to get her granddaughter a specific doll she wanted.  When my human got home, she told me she would NOT be doing that again.  She was bumped, knocked down and even got hit on the head by a crock pot someone was trying to get down above her head.  It was ridiculous.  
Another thing that has begun to irritate me is the people who claim that one or the other side of the political spectrum is to blame.  It isn’t!  Consumers (YOU) are to blame for this.  Conservative or liberal, Republican or Democrat, it doesn’t matter.  Everyone seems to be in on the need to outdo everyone else with their Christmas gift.  And just for the occupiers, don’t even try to talk about greed to me!  I saw you occupiers with your Ipads and Iphones when you were camping out illegally in public parks!  Your argument about the “rich being greedy” won’t wash with me when you yourselves show the same greed and selfishness!

Grow up people!  It’s time that you exercise a little canine common sense, remember what the holidays are truly about and stop whining and/or complaining about retailers chasing the almighty dollar when they are doing nothing more than responding to your greed and pettiness.  If you want to see retailers close on Thanksgiving, STOP camping out and/or standing in line.  STOP trying to outdo everyone else and teach your children the true meaning of the holidays instead! I guarantee you’ll be happier for it in the long run.

Friday, November 9, 2012

They're Hungry Mr. "Blooming Idiot"

Canine common sense is what Mayor Bloomberg needs!  Can you believe that he is banning outside food donations to those hit hardest by hurricane Sandy because they can’t properly assess what the nutritional content is?  Who cares?  People are starving Mr. Bloomberg!  What part of that do you NOT understand?

Folks, this is getting ridiculous.  When will the people of NYC wake up and realize that they have elected a FIRST CLASS IDIOT to run their city?  Do they really NEED one man telling them what to eat, how much to eat and when to eat?  NO!!!

When you vote for liberals, you vote for someone to tell you what to do and how to do it every hour of every day.  The people of NYC are now suffering because they were too lazy to figure out how to live on their own without someone else. How can anyone possibly think it’s a good idea to give someone else total control like that?

Let me make this as clear as I possibly can.  If my human, Patton and myself lived in NYC, I can guarantee that Patton and I would be finding a way to escape our human’s gaze and we would be hunting this man down and biting him in every possible place we could for starving our human!  Mr. “Blooming Idiot” let the food in and show a little canine common sense!

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Canine Common Sense Comes To GA

After a while of not being able to post any blogs, I am back!  My human has been so busy and traveling that we just haven’t been able to post much.  Hopefully, that’s over with for the time being.

As the three of us watched election returns coming in Tuesday night I began to think that the humans in our state have begun to develop some “canine common sense”.  Two amendments to the state constitution were on the ballot and both passed with margins that left no room for doubt regarding the majority.  Patton was pleased Amendment one passed and I was pleased with the second.  Actually we were both pleased that they both passed, but we each had a favorite issue.  Isn’t that how it usually goes?

Anyway, Amendment Two to the state constitution dealt with allowing the state to enter into multi-year lease agreements with private sector companies.  This made so much sense to me that I couldn’t understand why anyone would think it wasn’t a good idea.  It will save the taxpayers money and, it cuts down on wasted time finding a new place to house various agencies and/or negotiate new agreements every year. 

American’s For Prosperity, one of my human’s favorite advocacy groups, supported the measure and worked diligently to inform voters in our state about why it was a good idea.  I have to thank them for their “canine common sense”.  We could use more groups like this!

So, Patton and I are back to blogging now that we have our human’s hands to type for us as we dictate.  And after the election results of Tuesday night, you can bet we’re going to have a lot to say.  We’ll be helping our human keeping elected officials on every level of government accountable and sharing our canine views of the world.  Our work has just begun.  We are NOT defeated!

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Defending The Pack

My human was discussing the “victim mentality” that seems to have taken over this country with a friend today.  I almost threw up my breakfast when I heard her friend say, “While on a mommy discussion board, I was amazed at the majority stating they didn’t think they could resort to violence to defend themselves or those they loved.”  Seriously people?  As a canine, I can’t fathom NOT defending my human against any and all evil.  It is as foreign a concept to me as cats being able to talk.

I honestly believe that humans could learn a few things from canine behavior.  For example, wolves mate for life and the pups never leave the pack.  Why do you think that is?  Because there is safety in numbers and we are much stronger together than we would ever be alone.  Because we know that we have each other’s back when there is trouble.  And we don’t go looking for trouble, but when trouble finds us we stand and defend what is ours.

These attacks on American embassies around the world have me seriously worried about the lack of steel in the spines of our leaders.  Yes I know that Obama is an apologist who sees America’s success as a thing to be ashamed of, but when did the rest of America decide to roll over and play dead?  I just don’t get it.  You people need to stand and defend what is good and right in the world.  Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness are most definitely worth the fight.

I listen to Gadi Adelman with my human every Thursday night.  And every week when he posts his article, she reads it to Patton and I.  Would you like to know what I’ve learned from Mr. Adelman?  I’ve learned that muslims don’t need an excuse to attack Americans.  Our very existence and the things we stand for is enough to make them angry.  And after hearing of their “prophet” doing things no human being should ever do, I have to say that I would have attacked him to if he had entered my human’s dwelling place.  Because I believe no one person has the right to tell another how to live, what and what not to eat and/or wear, and certainly does not have the right to wage war just because others disagree with his/her point of view.

The attacks on Americans this week have been planned and/or coincided with the anniversary of 9/11.  There is no doubt in my canine mind about that.  But there is also no doubt that more will come if Americans don’t stand up and demand that government perform one of its most fundamental tasks as set forth in the Constitution.  And that task is “to provide for the common defense”.  The current administration is not fulfilling their Constitutional duty with their continued apologies and refusal to face the problem and deal with it.

Tonight I will once again say a prayer for those that lost their lives, those that were left behind, and those who will eventually stand in the gap for our freedoms.  I will pray for those that have stood on the wall, those that are standing there now, and those who will stand there in the future to protect Americans.  And I will pray for those who would ask these brave men and women to do so without proper ammunition and no way to properly defend those they were asked to defend.  I will also stand by my human’s side as she demands those in power to properly equip and train those that protect us.  I will stand with her as she cries out to America to stop being a victim.  And I will proudly stand with her pack as we do our best to defend our country and our families.  Will you?

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Why Hillary Is Not A True Bitch

Candi has had her say and Patton has had his regarding the non-action of the current administration and their clear lack of respect for American life.  Now, it’s my turn and I’d like to direct my comments directly to Hillary Clinton.

Ms. Clinton, I have heard many people call you a bitch over the years.  People within your own party have referred to you in just such a way.  However, the name most definitely does not apply to you.  Let me explain why.
First, no bitch with any self respect would have married a lying cheating man like you did.  We would have known better.  A true bitch would have sent that man packing as soon as he came sniffing around.

Second, no bitch with any self respect would conduct herself in such humiliating and undignified ways as you have on a few of your foreign trips.  Seriously, you know you can’t dance, so why were you trying to bump and grind with other women?  The picture of you drunk and acting like a fool made me sick to my stomach.  Please!  You represent America, so show a little dignity and pride on your travels through the world.

Last, no self respecting bitch would sit idly by while U.S. citizens are attacked.  We would not issue apologetic statements that our enemies could easily misconstrue as a statement of solidarity with their “feelings”.  We would not allow anyone in any nation to threaten our homeland and just smack their little hand and send them to the corner!
NO!!  Any true self-respecting bitch would not degrade herself by tying herself to a man of no principles or morals.  We would not humiliate ourselves by dancing in an obviously drunken state with other women.  And we most certainly would not meekly stand by while our family and friends were under attack, but instead we would send them to the depths of hell to which they belong.

So do us all a favor Ms. Clinton.  Stop embarrassing those of us who are truly bitches, shut up and go back home.  America does not need or want you representing us any further on foreign soil!

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Knowing Your Own Viewpoint

My human turns on internet radio quite frequently.  She enjoys the hosts and the varying points of view expressed by their guests and people in the chatrooms.  I must admit that Patton and I get a kick out listening ourselves and watching her reactions.  Last night was no exception.  We did get a little worried about it though when people started using the Bible scriptures in their debate.  Sure enough, her reactions to the comments got interesting as they took scriptures out of context and/or twisted them for their own personal point of view.

I cannot for the life of me understand why people are so eager to start quoting ONE scripture from the Bible without referencing what comes before or after.  Of all the books my human has read to me, the Bible is one in which I KNOW you must use more than just one scripture to understand what is being said.  You have to take in and absorb the ENTIRE context of what is being discussed.  What is so bleeding difficult about that?

Nothing gets under my human’s skin more than for people to use one verse to forward their own agenda.  It isn’t that easy.  Just because you only like that one verse doesn’t mean you can throw the ones that go with it out the window.  If you truly abhor deceit and search for truth, you’ll acknowledge ALL the truth and not just one part of it.

I agree with her on most things but there is one thing she said last night that will stick with me for the rest of my life.  “How can I believe what you say regarding another ‘religion’ when you can’t even understand your own any better than that?”  She has a valid point.  Why would I trust anyone’s thoughts or opinions on another belief system if I know for a fact that they haven’t studied their own beliefs and therefore don’t understand why they believe what they do.

This philosophy is used in our home regarding ALL things, but especially religion and politics.  It isn’t enough to only go with what “feels good” or what we “want to hear”, we are encouraged to go beyond that and into the realm of uncomfortable so that we can discover the real truth for ourselves.  We are not allowed to just regurgitate information or even “cherry pick” what we like.    

Here is a little canine advice for all of you.  Before you speak on one subject from one viewpoint…make sure you understand your point of view first.  I guarantee that if you do your own research, study and/or ask for help from an expert, people will be more willing to listen to you because you’ll have more credibility.  I swear humans could definitely use a little more canine common sense!

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

A Little More Canine Common Sense, Please

What is it going to take for conservatives to wake up?  Seriously folks, do you honestly think that ALL Americans have had enough of Obama or that they have even seen through his socialistic ideology?  If I, a mere canine, can see that not all Americans have seen the BS coming out of the current administration, why can’t you?

Every day I witness people taking the word of someone else just because they can’t be bothered to actually dig into facts for themselves.  What’s worse is that they’re taking the word of liberal Hollywood.  I know that Cher is not a trustworthy source of information and I’m just a dog!  It is disheartening to see a few working so diligently to combat this onslaught of liberalism while others complacently sit by and do nothing because they’re convinced that the general population sees through Hollywood and liberals like Debbie Wasserman-Shultz.

The upcoming presidential election is probably the most important one of my human’s lifetime.  This election will decide if America continues down the path of destruction set forth by Obama and his minions or if she will make a u-turn and follow the path back to the foundations set forth by the Founding Fathers in the U.S. Constitution.  No one can afford to sit back and not be giving it their all.

I’m thinking that conservatives could use with a little more “canine common sense” and a lot less “we don’t have to worry about that group attitude”.
(Is it just me or is the mentality of the left?)

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Canines Support Chick-fil-A

I am so proud of my human for supporting Dan Cathy and his company today.  I am even happier that she is bringing Chick-fil-A home for mine and Patton’s dinner tonight.  I may not be buying it myself, but she is allowing me to do my part just the same.

I have a difficult time understanding why humans get so worked up over another person having a different opinion on an issue.  Humans really need to get a grip on reality and realize that they are all unique and each has their own point of view.  My human is always telling Patton and I that no two people will agree with each other 100% of the time.  So what if Mr. Cathy believes in traditional marriage, it doesn’t mean he likes others with a differing opinion any less!

I disagree with Patton’s opinion that we should play 24 hours a day.  He disagrees with my opinion that 20 of 24 hours a day should be spent sleeping.  We still manage to get along and we even live under the same roof.  No one is forcing anyone else to believe as they do.  Chick-fil-A does not ban anyone from eating at or working for their company.  Mr. Cathy expressed a personal opinion he did NOT break the law by discriminating against anyone!

It’s time for individual humans to realize they are not the center of the universe and that others may disagree with them on viewpoints.  I honestly believe that Americans could do with a little more canine common sense and a lot less “political correctness” gone amuck!

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Remember The Fourth of July

My human says that we live in a ‘red county’ but that it means little anymore.  She’s pretty peeved right now that there are no Fourth of July celebrations planned.  No parade, no fireworks display, no live bands playing patriotic music…nothing, nada, zilch!  Yep, the Ponytail Patriot is fired up about it.

Even I, a mere canine, know how lucky we are to live in America.  So why aren’t we celebrating the birthday of our beloved country.  It’s because the politicians in control don’t want to offend illegal aliens or ethnicities that are living here.  That’s right, I said it.  The few and illegal are dictating to the rest what we will and will not celebrate.  Oh, they use the excuse that it’s because it’s during the middle of the week but I’m not buying it.  They could do like other communities and have their celebrations on the weekend before or after!  Conservative and Liberals alike are too afraid of offending a potential voter to do the right thing.

That is why we have to be diligent in vetting our candidates for all levels of elected government.  We must know that they will stand up for what is right.  Just like Candi must be diligent in her surroundings to avoid an outbreak of poison ivy (she has it pretty bad right now).  It is not enough to know WHAT they stand for.  We must know that they WILL stand.  And “We the people” must demand that the hold the ground on our behalf once we have elected them to office.

This Fourth of July, our town will have no parade.  We will have no fireworks.  We will have no celebration of Independence and the birth of this great nation that was founded on FREEDOM.  This is unacceptable in this canine’s eyes and something that I cannot permit to happen again.  Regardless of what day of the week it falls on, or who might be offended (they are free to leave if they don’t like it here) the birth of America should be celebrated!

We are going to celebrate in our own way.  It will include patriotic movies (most of them from the 40’s), Candi will be going to the pool for a bit and blasting Madison Rising’s version of The Star Spangled Banner (yes, she’s taking speakers so everyone can enjoy it), and a walk.  She’ll probably make us some hotdogs too.  Ok…so the hotdogs are my favorite part of the holiday, but it’s the only day she lets me have one.  I hope that each of you will find a way to celebrate and honor what our Founding Fathers intended.  Whether you have the traditional celebrations in your town or not, please don’t forget to honor their vision.  Have a safe and happy Fourth of July.  God Bless America!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

She Cried Today

My day started out as it usually does.  Play/training time from 4-5 a.m., a long walk with my human and Patton, and then settling in with coffee and the morning news.  It was during the news that things changed. 

During a segment featuring a new TV/radio ad from the current administration, I looked over to find my human sobbing.  I grabbed Patton and whispered that she needed our comfort and we should be really nice to her.  We padded up to where she sat on the sofa and laid our heads in her lap.  And then I looked up with compassion in my eyes and asked, “Candi, why are you crying this morning?”  Her response saddened me beyond belief.

“I no longer recognize the country I have loved my entire life,” she said.  “When I was a child, Shasta, people were embarrassed to be on government assistance of any kind.  Now I am watching an ad on television encouraging Americans to apply for food stamps.  I am seeing people willingly enslaving themselves to government constraints.  This is not what my grandparents and uncles fought for in WWII.  It isn’t what my dad fought for in Vietnam.  It isn’t what my brother spent a career in the military defending.  And it’s not what my nephew fought for in Iraq.  I no longer recognize the America our Founding Fathers created and my heart is broken.”

For a canine, there is nothing more sorrowful than not being able to comfort your human.  Patton and I found ourselves in that position this morning.  Candi could not be comforted.  Her sense of loss was overwhelming and you could taste it in the air.  I have stood with her in her fight for this country and I will now stand by her side and share her pain.  I am also determined that this loss she feels shall not be permanent.  We will see the restoration of the American dream and the end of the entitlement mentality so prevalent in today’s society. 

She cried today but as God is my witness, she will not cry tomorrow!

Monday, June 25, 2012

Hint Hint Hint

My human is usually following the news of the day and worrying about the country.  When she isn’t doing that, she’s enjoying what she has.  Things like taking Patton and myself on long walks or spending the day with her daughter.  Little things like that.  As a result, she has little to no patience for those who would talk to her about their silly lives or even ask her about her life.  Trust me folks, there is a reason she walks around with a “Don’t talk to me” look on her face…she doesn’t care what others are doing if their decisions are not affecting her life!

Every single day she is confronted with people who insist on trying to get to know her better.  They constantly bombard her with questions about her personal life and are giving her more information about their personal lives than she cares to know.  In every instance, she gives them a look or says something mean spirited about how she doesn’t care to chit chat with them.  You’d think they would get the message.  But NOPE…they keep trying.  Even Patton learned quickly that you can get your head bitten off for irritating her and he was only a puppy.

I live with Candi day in and day out.  I adore her and worship the ground she walks on.  I know just how fascinating she is to Patton and how determined she is to make a difference in her country.  What I don’t know is why everyone else finds her so fascinating that they are willing to risk verbal decapitation to get to know her better.  She has made it clear that the things they talk about is of little to no interest to her and that she does not want them in HER personal business. 

Let me make this perfectly clear to those who would continue their pursuit of getting closer to my human.  Stop it!  I don’t want to bite you but I will if you continue to irritate her.  I love my human and will do whatever necessary to protect her from morons who can’t grasp the concept of “Leave me alone” when it comes to her.  Got it?  Good!

Friday, June 1, 2012

What I Think Of Ridiculous Warning Labels

This morning my human found this picture going around on Facebook.  After taking a look and reading it, she began to laugh hysterically.  I went over to look and began to chuckle myself.  You see, it deals with a subject that she and I have discussed often.  The need for ridiculous warning labels on products of all types. 

For some unknown reason, people do stupid things all the time and then want to blame the maker of a product for the disastrous results.  Not once do they consider themselves responsible for their own actions.  Instead, the assign the blame and hire a lawyer who files a lawsuit.  Once the lawsuit has been filed with the clerk of the court, a judge then decides to hear the case because there is absolutely no way on Earth that person could have known not to do what they did.  Is this making sense yet?  Let me give you a few examples of some ridiculous warning labels that should NOT have been needed.

First, we have this warning label on a bottle of medicine for a dog.  Now let me ask you…how many of you are going to give your canine companion an alcoholic beverage with their medicine?  I would say not many of you.  However, somewhere someone gave their best friend an alcoholic beverage with their medicine and now this warning label has to be put on a prescription for the human who is too stupid to realize that mixing any prescription medication with alcohol is a bad idea.  If it isn’t something humans should do, it’s something you shouldn’t do to your pet. 

Second, we have this lovely little label on a glass bowl full of those decorative glass stones.  Now, why on Earth does it need a label on it telling people not to eat it?  Probably because some parent decided that it wasn’t their responsibility to watch their child and prevent said child from sticking decorative glass rocks in their mouth.  This probably resulted in the child choking and the office where this was located getting sued.  Brilliant! 

Next we have this sign letting people know their higher off the ground than they think they are.  We thought about this one and finally my human came up with what I think is a reasonable explanation as to why this sign was needed.  “Shasta, someone was probably leaning over the balcony to get a better peek at what the person in the next room was doing and just ‘forgot’ they were not on the ground floor.  Then they fell over, got hurt and sued the hotel/motel where they were.”  Ok…now my doggie head is starting to hurt.  Any moment it’s going to explode at the idea that people are too stupid to know they are high up off the ground and could get hurt if they lean too far over a balcony.  Sheesh…even dogs know that one!

And last, but certainly not least, we have this lovely little sign.  I know that canines frequently drink out of things we probably shouldn’t, but do you honestly think most of us can read well enough to stop us from drinking out of a public urinal?  C’mon.  This sign has to be the direct result of some moron deciding he couldn’t wait for the water fountain to become free and took a drink out of the urinal resulting in his getting sick.  Of course, if common sense were common, he/she would have waiting for their turn at the water fountain.

I’m sure by now you can see my point.  More often than not, warning labels are the result of some idiot doing something he/she shouldn’t have done in the first place and suing the maker or owner for not placing a sign dictating proper behavior to them.  Really people?  Grow up!  It’s time you stop blaming everyone else and take personal responsibility for your own actions.  The rest of us don’t have time to read every stinking warning label that resulted from your moronic actions!

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Open Letter To Donna DeWitt

Dear Ms. Dewitt,

How is what you are doing considered "good fun"?  Seriously, you should be arrested for making terroristic threats against Governor Nikki Haley.  You used an aluminum bat to swing at a pinata with the Governor's face on it and you think it's harmless?  Have you lost your mind?  In what world are you NOT encouraging your followers to act out violently?  In what world are people who would cheer you on considered "loving people"?

Had conservatives been caught on tape doing this to a pinata bearing your image, you would most certainly be pressing charges.  You behave no better than my little brother Patton in this video.  The difference is, he actually didn't mean any "ill intent" and you clearly do.  Actions speak louder than words, Ms. DeWitt.  Your hypocrisy is astounding and you're a disgrace to Southern women, the union members you represent and your country!  There is no place in society for people like you and your followers that would incite violence with ridiculous games like this.

Shame on you Ms. DeWitt!!!


Monday, May 21, 2012

What Does Your Child Learn?

Everyday my human complains about liberals taking over the education system in America.  After watching the following YouTube video, I have to agree.

First, this woman clearly has no control over her own classroom.  While listening to this, I heard plenty of kids in the classroom having conversations that are obviously not related to the subject.  That one fact alone give me serious pause about her ability to teach any of our children.  How can you teach if you can't command the attention of your pupils?

Second, this woman has no idea what FREE SPEECH means.  The student is correct.  It is not a crime to voicing a dissenting opinion against the President of the United States.  It is a crime to THREATEN the President.  This kid questioned the information being presented and tried to get both sides.  That was in NO WAY a threat or slandering Obama.

Last, why has this teacher not been fired?  I can guarantee you that any teacher who would talk to my human's daughter that way because she asked a valid question would be in deep water.  My human would be taking her stilettos and bopping the teacher on the head with the heels for bullying her child that way.  The point of school is to educate.  You can't teach if you aren't willing to hear the question.

This teacher is clearly NOT a teacher.  She is a bully who uses her position to drive home HER opinion.  It is the opinion of this canine that she prefers to only hear what others have to say IF they agree with her.  That is NOT what school is about and I would hope that the school district would reprimand her immediately.  Of course, with unions in control...I don't see that one happening any time soon.  Wonder what your children are being subjected to by their Social Studies teachers.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

The Unforgivable

This morning my human woke up to find Patton had committed an unforgivable sin.  He ate her shoes!  It is such a horrendous act in her mind that she actually compared him to Obama.  Can you believe that?  In a way I can understand it.  They both destroy things and neither have learned from their mistakes yet.

After twelve full hours, Candi is still giving Patton the evil eye.  The poor little guy is so upset that he hasn't eaten his food and is walking around with his head hung in shame trying to stay out of her way.  If only Obama would behave that way for the American people.  Just like Patton he has a lot to answer for and a lot to be ashamed of.  How he could think destroying the freedom that makes America great is a good thing is beyond this canine's scope of understanding.

Eventually Candi will forgive Patton.  The shoes will be replaced with new ones and all will be well in that area soon.  Unfortunately for America, this country can never be replaced.  And much like Candi was thinking about taking Patton to doggie jail for his unforgivable sin this morning, Americans should be thinking along the same lines when it comes to Obama.  We cannot tolerate his behavior any longer.  We cannot allow him to continue the destruction of the greatest country on Earth.  To do so would be truly unforgivable!

One thing that makes Patton different from Obama is that he doesn't understand what he's doing yet.  All he knows is that he can smell our human on clothing, shoes and various other things and he wants to be close to her and play.  Obama, on the other hand, knows exactly what he is doing and doesn't give a flip.  Obama is not wanting to make things better for Americans, he is wanting to enslave them.

Often children destroy what they love most because they don't know any better.  Patton is that child.  But sometimes, they do know better and do it anyway.  Obama is that child.  Please help my human keep Obama from doing anymore harm to our country.  Call your representatives in D.C. and let them know where you stand.  Make sure to vote in November.  We can't have a willful child like Obama for another four years anymore than Candi can have Patton continuing to chew on her favorite 'sinning shoes'.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

How To Be A Happy Liberal Woman

I think I have finally figured out why liberal women are in a constant bad mood.  They’re always claiming to be something they aren’t while demanding equal treatment.  That has to be frustrating beyond belief.

Elizabeth Warren is a prime example of this type of mentality.  For years she claimed to be Native American in an attempt to garner preferential treatment while demanding that she be given EQUAL opportunity.  Thanks to the internet and a little thing called YouTube, we now have musical proof of her claims.

So, she claims to be Indian while demanding equality.  How exactly does that work?  I can understand why she always wears a scowl on her face now.  I’d be in a constant state of frustration and panic if I had to fight battles on two fronts, too. 
As many of you know, my human loves classic movies.  This provides us with a lot of entertainment and every once in a while, inspires us with pro-American thoughts and attitudes.  Now I would like to share one of those moments with Ms. Warren.  Please, Ms. Warren, take a look at the following video and see if you can figure out the message.

That’s right, we’re inviting you to be true to your Native American heritage and “pass the peace pipe”.  I’m sure that if you learn this song and dance, take the advice, AND pass it on to other liberal women…you’ll all feel a lot better and those perpetual scowls on your faces will disappear.

Oh yes, and don’t forget the next time you are filling out paperwork that you are only a small part Indian.  Like Patton, my adopted younger brother, we are all “mutts” and have various national and ethnic backgrounds in our family histories.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Obama's Audacity Has No Limits

Sometimes I’m just dumbfounded by human behavior.  Seriously…there are just some things that you don’t do!  Our President has got to be one of the most “self-important” people I’ve ever had the misfortune to watch in action.  Why was it necessary for him to insert himself into the biographies of other President’s on  It isn’t like he didn’t get his very own bio on the website!

Apparently that wasn’t good enough.  Obama thinks he is God and that all other Presidents were just a prelude to his greatness.  Starting with Calvin Coolidge, he inserted himself into at least 13 other bios of past President’s.  How arrogant is that?  Isn’t enough for the egotistical blowhard that he has his own bio and the distinction of being the first African-American President? 

He even had the audacity to insert himself into a TEA Party hero, Ronald Reagan.  This is something that my human was particularly humored by.  Obviously, Obama thinks he is Reagan’s equal.  I wonder how it feels to live in an alternate universe?  And forgive me, but Reagan calling for a fairer tax code is in no way the same as Obama’s “Buffet Rule”.  I know I’m just a canine, but how does asking people to pay MORE than others make the tax code fair? Really Mr. President, you may want to look up the definition of fair again.

We did find it somewhat appropriate that he would compare himself to Jimmy Carter.  After all, in my opinion, it’s a toss-up as to who is the worst President in U.S. History.  And both like to complain about how they get no cooperation from Congress.  The DOE and the EPA are doing their best to insure that Energy Independence don’t happen unless it’s “Green Energy”.  And we all know that means higher energy prices in the future because the technology for “Green Energy” just isn’t there to make it cheaper.  Of course, Solyndra could always magically come up with a formula to make it so cheap they can begin operations again with no money.

What a narcissistic fool Obama is!  How ridiculous is it that he can’t be satisfied with his very own bio on the White House website?  If you ask me, it is just bad form to insert yourself into another’s bio when you have one of your own.  Not only is it bad form, but it shows just what a lack of self esteem you have!  Obviously Mr. Obama needs to learn that actions speak louder than words and that all the words in the world will not cover up the idiocy of your actions.  Those who are actually accomplishing something good do not need to talk about how they’ve built upon what others have started.

If I, a mere ‘female dog’, know that this unlimited audacity is bad for the country, why doesn’t everyone else?  If you think he’s narcissistic now, just wait until he does away with elections completely and our nation becomes enslaved.

Monday, May 14, 2012

A Tornado, Mother's Day and Me

Sometimes you just can’t resist being bad.  This weekend was one of those times.  Candi went to see her daughter race her jetski down in Macon.  Now she knows how much I love going to the lake, so I was really disappointed at being left behind to babysit the tornado known as Patton.  OK…so it was Mother’s Day weekend and I shouldn’t have done it, but Candi needed to learn a lesson.
I sat back and gave Patton encouragement as he pulled out all the laundry from the hamper, rearranged the cushions on the sofa and nearly pulled the bed linens off the bed.  I did tell him that Candi would appreciate all he was doing to help her.  And I did know that she was going to be upset when she got home.  Well…she shouldn’t have left me behind.
Needless to say, I am now in eternal timeout for being a ‘bad babysitter’ and not stopping Patton from doing things he shouldn’t.  I am willing to pay the price for my bad behavior because I thoroughly enjoyed watching Patton getting in trouble.  I also thoroughly enjoyed watching my human clean up after the tornado because she had left me behind.  Payback is a ‘female dog’ as they say and this ‘female dog’ wanted to make sure this sort of thing didn’t happen again.
Now things are back to normal.  It’s Monday and our human is at work.  Patton and I are in timeout, but that won’t last very long.  Our human does understand that sometimes we will do what dogs do.  She’s a good human and she deserves to have some fun, too.  So…Happy Mother’s Day to all the fabulous human moms out there.  Especially my human!

Thursday, May 10, 2012

No Excuses!!!

There are many things that cause me to want to take a bite out of the bum of people.  One thing, however, not only makes me want to bite them…I want to go for their jugulars.  The abuse of children in any way shape or form is unacceptable to me, but sexual abuse of children makes me want to have your innards for desert.  To excuse yourself from participation in child pornography because it showed up on your computer without your knowledge or consent is complete and utter horse shit!

I know for a fact that if you aren’t looking for that sort of thing, it doesn’t show up in your emails and/or on your computer screen.  My human has never had that sort of thing show up on her computer.  Of course, she doesn’t go looking for porn of any kind on the internet.  Companies pay good money for these ‘cookies’ that track what you search on the internet so that they can send ads and emails directly to you.

I’ll give you a prime example.  Last week my human did a search on motorcycle riding boots.  Because of that search, she now gets daily emails and ads pop up on her screen for boots of all kinds.  If she hadn’t done that search, we’d still be seeing pet supply ads and getting those emails.  Don’t try and tell me you didn’t do a search and that you’re getting child pornography in your inbox all of a sudden for no reason.  You would have had to do a search on something that would make you a target for that filth!

I am disgusted beyond belief that the court of appeals in NY would say that the viewing of child pornography on the internet is not a crime.  To suggest that you have no control of the content that comes across your computer screen is ludicrous.  I’m a dog and know that!  What planet do these judges come from?  What alternate universe do they live in that would condone this kind of behavior and put millions of children at risk?  I believe there is a special place in hell for these people and the judges who have condoned such behavior.  As a matter of fact, I’ll be more than happy to escort them to that place myself!  All they have done is make it acceptable for pedophiles and porn addicts to openly ask for this material.  The suppliers have to be thrilled!

Wake up America!  The dregs of humanity are taking over this country and the current liberal establishment is making it easier for them.  When will you defend the innocent?  When will you stand up and be counted in order to protect those that cannot protect themselves?  When will you stand up for the morals and ethics that this great nation was founded on?  I’m just a canine, but I’m doing my part to stand up to the evils that are threatening my country.  If a dog can do it…what’s your excuse for not?

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

W. VA Decides Which Inmate They Want

Humans!  I love you all.  You are an unending source of humor for canines like me.  This morning while perusing the news with my favorite human, I noticed that 40% of humans in one state would rather have a convict in prison over the current President of the United States.  This strikes me as really funny.

What does it say about the current administration that these humans, which are registered Democrats, would rather have a criminal in the White House than Obama?  It says a lot to me.  It says that the ‘enlightened ones’ (Democrats) aren’t buying his bull any more.  I’ve known for years that conservatives like my human weren’t buying it, but seeing that humans on the other side aren’t is….well…it brings this canine hope.

You see, even dogs know that America can’t afford another four years of Obama and his policies.  I know you probably think I’m worried about Obama being in office for another four years because I might wind up on someone’s dinner plate, but I can assure you that is not the case.  I’m worried because I’ve seen first-hand what his programs have done to my human’s family.  Their business almost didn’t survive some of his programs.  As I am totally dependent upon the success of their business for my needs, it frightened me.  It still frightens me.  I’m worried that the excessive taxation that Obama and his cronies are so keen on will leave my human without a way to take me to the vet, pay for my food or even allow her to not work long enough to take me on long walks and/or hikes.

I want to give two paws up to all the voters in West Virginia for casting a vote against Obama in yesterday’s democratic primary!  Woof Woof to y’all!