Thursday, February 14, 2013

He Was Thirsty...So What?

My human, the Ponytail Patriot, has been very busy lately and I'm so proud of her. But now it's my turn and I want to address the issue of Marco Rubio taking a drink of water during the GOP response to the Petulant President's SOTU.

Who cares? The man had just recorded a spanish version of his speech and his mouth was dry. So what if he needed to wet his whistle? Seriously...this is what folks want to talk about?

It didn't bother me that he took a drink of water. What bothered me is the person who placed the water bottle on a table so far away that the reach was awkward. Yes, I said it, they should have placed it a little closer to the man.

Eventually I will be announcing my candidacy for Senate in 2014 and I want to make it clear when it's my turn to give the GOP response to the SOTU what I expect. I expect the humans setting it up to place either a very large water bowl or a toilet as close as possible to me and the microphone. Hey...I'm a canine, a toilet works for me to get a drink of water on occasion. Are you going to criticize that?

Get over it humans. Canine common sense dictates that anyone giving a speech at anytime will get thirsty. The left is just upset that Rubio gave a better speech in a shorter amount of time. It didn't take him an hour to tell us the Petulant President has no clue as to what he's doing.

Now, can we get back to the important issues? You, the economy, gas prices...etc.