Sometimes you just
can’t resist being bad. This weekend was
one of those times. Candi went to see
her daughter race her jetski down in Macon.
Now she knows how much I love going to the lake, so I was really
disappointed at being left behind to babysit the tornado known as Patton. OK…so it was Mother’s Day weekend and I
shouldn’t have done it, but Candi needed to learn a lesson.
I sat back and
gave Patton encouragement as he pulled out all the laundry from the hamper,
rearranged the cushions on the sofa and nearly pulled the bed linens off the
bed. I did tell him that Candi would
appreciate all he was doing to help her.
And I did know that she was going to be upset when she got home. Well…she shouldn’t have left me behind.
Needless to say, I
am now in eternal timeout for being a ‘bad babysitter’ and not stopping Patton
from doing things he shouldn’t. I am
willing to pay the price for my bad behavior because I thoroughly enjoyed
watching Patton getting in trouble. I
also thoroughly enjoyed watching my human clean up after the tornado because
she had left me behind. Payback is a ‘female
dog’ as they say and this ‘female dog’ wanted to make sure this sort of thing
didn’t happen again.
Now things are
back to normal. It’s Monday and our
human is at work. Patton and I are in
timeout, but that won’t last very long.
Our human does understand that sometimes we will do what dogs do. She’s a good human and she deserves to have
some fun, too. So…Happy Mother’s Day to
all the fabulous human moms out there.
Especially my human!
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