My human gets an email from the Obama re-election campaign almost daily and each one always includes a request for $3. We generally laugh about these emails and then delete them. However, today’s email has struck as particularly funny. It was titled, Sick of it. Gee…so are we!
The writer complained about Obama’s opponents claiming that he is a “celebrity president” that spends too much time on TV shows that they watch. Well, I’m here to tell you that my human doesn’t watch those programs and most truly informed conservatives don’t bother with such mundane shows, either. You see, we’ve been told we aren’t intellectual enough to “get it”…LMDBO. We’re still trying to figure out how stupid jokes and pet tricks are too intellectual for the American public…but there you go.
She also complained about how “we” (his opponents) then claim that he’s working all the time to destroy freedom and being mean to millionaires and billionaires. Hmmm…well, I don’t see anyone complaining about him working all the time. I do see a lot of talk about how many vacations he has taken, how many rounds of golf that he has played and how he has done a lot of campaigning since getting into office. Yes, I think he is destroying freedom. I don’t think he’s being mean to millionaires and billionaires, though. I think he is jealous of those that have been successful and wants to penalize them for their success if they don’t support his ideas which lead down the path to socialism.
And last, but certainly not least, she complained about how Obama’s opponents are complaining that liberals and the media are wasting too much time patting him on the back for getting rid of bin Laden. Again, I feel the need to explain something to this woman who clearly doesn’t “get it”. You want us all to pat him on the back and forget about the fact that our economy is still not where it should be, you don’t want us thinking about Obamacare and all the evils it brings, and you certainly don’t want us looking at our porous borders. Lady, what part of we need to focus on the important issues do you not get? I’m a dog and I get it!
Yes, to answer your question, we’re sick of it too! We want a president who is not going to force socialism down our throats, one who doesn’t go play golf every 30 minutes while neglecting the country and one whose wife isn’t insisting that she knows what’s best for us in regards to our diets. We want real solutions to real problems. Yes…America is sick of it and come November, we’re going to vote out the sickness in the D.C. that is threatening the very health of America, the greatest country on Earth.
Oh, and just for the record madam…thanks for the daily laughs!